The Town of Odyssey

Bryan Dern here, coming to you live from 0105 studios! I can't thank you thieving fools enough for participating in my little event and undermining the very moral fiber of Odyssey! We see how you, the citizens, will take advantage of any opportunity to do something wrong the second the chance arises...

Hey hey hey! It's Cryin Bryan Dern here with a brand new contest for you! Well, it's not as much of a contest as it is a TWISTED MANIACAL WAY TO WIN MONEY! For ONE DAY ONLY you can STEAL from your fellow citizens! :pirate: Don't worry about the police, they're too busy with that prank bomb threat I ...

Where's the in-depth report about the election scandals that took place during voting!? What about the amount of lies spouted by all campaigns!? Do I have to report all of the relevant news by myself?

You buffoons left the BEST host off the list!

But I guess shouldn't be surprised, considering this town has ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what good radio is anyway!!

Hello Odyssey! I wish that I could say that it's a pleasure to speak with you all today, but you aren't even worthy lying to. Two years? That's nothing! I've seen successful towns that had been around for decades that suddenly failed. With so many awful people, this town won't last much longer, that...

Alright people, the time is up! Let's get this road on the show! I'm just gonna shut down this thread now, and let our admins do themselves in! It's time to vote!

Helloooo Odyssey! This is Cryin' Bryan Dern, and you're listening to Odyssey 105! Listen! Do you hear that? It's the sound of snow falling, bells jingling and THE NEXT MAKE THE ADMINS LOOK DUMB CONTEST. The holidays are upon us and what could possibly be better than humiliating our own Mayor and Chi...

Continental Admiral wrote:
*Sniffles and runs off to go get her bottle*

...of whiskey.

I know how you Odyssians are!

Hey, hey! All you beautiful people out there, this is Cryin Bryan Dern coming at ya straight from Odyssey 105! It is on this age-old talk show that we get down to the bottom and cut stright to the point! So, call in, and you'll get a spot on the show! Voice your opinion! Just know that when you're o...

Welcome to the Cryin' Bryan Dern Show! My producers have informed me that a way to spice up our ratings is to allow you , the riffraff of America, to create and participate in your own contests! I can't say I agree with their ideas, but far be it from me, the host of the show, to not let my producer...