The Town of Odyssey

Mr. Kendall, your stupidity and absurdity are almost to much to bear. You make me sick.

*takes a glove and slaps Mr. Kendall*

So, you want to throw hot soup on each other? Fine, that's alright with me. *takes a steaming hot bowl of soup*

I am ready.

Mr. Kendall, I accept your terms. *takes a ham sandwich in onehand*

On the count of three, come out slapping.

Eugene Kendall, you have cracked your last joke at me. If you are truely able to take me on, then I challenge you to a duel. You choose the weapons.

My dear man, I truely am tired of your threats about revelaing my true identity. It is old.

My dear friends, I assure you that the Tattler will return within two weeks time. My writers needed a break, as did I. And when we come back, we are preparing to bring you the scandal of the ages; This shall shock and disgust you all. It may even be too big for one issue. But rest assured fair citiz...

I am sorry to inform you but I shall be gone for awile. I will be back to give you the paper. I am working on the big thing, It is taking a lot of work. so Fair well fellow citizens.

:-k Does this countdown have anything to do with the Tattler? Yes. This is directly related to the Tattler. Oh? Shadowpaw is marrying Connie? The hidden murder Officer Harley has been hiding for so long will finally be revealed? Or is it perhaps a Top-EB scandal? No, no, and no. Is there even a 0.0...

Fair citizens, prepare yourselves.



After next Saturday, the TOO will not be the same.



I have news that will shock you.



To find out what is going on, keep checking back on this thread.



More details coming soon.



START THE COUNTDOWN

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Sorry, ol' Scrib... I'm going to have to go with the "Times". You will regret that. Man, what to do! Umm.........I'm gonna have to go with the Tattler! It just looks so retro, old timey and cool! Sorry Monday! Good man. But not suprising since you made the Tattler logo. I prefer the Tattl...

Which logo is better?

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As I have already stated, yes. It is true.

Scribbler, I was talking to Jared the other day and he said something about a secret modem to destroy Whit's End. Is there any truth to this rumor? Finally, someone with a real question. Yes HarlowRoxMySox, I have heard this rumor, and decided to investigate it myself. And what I found was shocking...

Alright. If you want a "real" question... If you really are so keen on "exposing" everything and telling the so-called truth...well, don't you think the use of your alias is rather wimpish in spite of your previous bravado? Could this be a conspiracy itself? Allow me to point ou...

Call in, and ask now, before I decide to leave this worthless message board, and go write for The National Enquirer. Yes. I demand an explanation. That's quite a far cry from the fair town you called this board a few days ago, isn't it? :p Ms. Elf, how are you doing? Is you campaign going well? I s...

I know that you, the people, have many questions about things going on around here. And, as part of my ongoing war on untruth, I will answer any question you have about a rumor you heard, an evil conspiracies that you uncovered, or a scandal that you found out about. I will answer then, free of char...

*calls in* Mr. Dern, The Scribbler, The Odyssey Tattler. Mr. Dern, dispite the fact that I expose the truth about the candidates, that they continue to run for mayor and chief of police. I mean, surely they must be held accountable for thier actions. Here's my question; why is it that such corrupt p...

David O wrote:I wouldn't dismiss this "coincidence" yet though.

We here at the Tattler don't beleive in coincidence. We beleive in conspiracies.

Eugene Blackgaard: You are very slick, and have as of yet to slip up. The Top Crusader: You are very good at cover up your tracks. Elf of Rivendale: You have hidden your personal information well. Mellow: You continue to give me many wonderful things to write about you in the Tattler. Everyone on th...