The Town of Odyssey

Well, stuff me with ice cream and call me a cake. This place is 17 years old? Happy Birthday everyone!

*looks up from his lunch and almost spits out a pickle*

Defrag what?

I brought tuna sandwiches. They are kinda a staple for my lunch break. But, I might part with a couple if I have to. How many did you bring, Bernard? I don't believe I have to share the contents of my lunch menu with you. :noway: I only brought 5. But, I wasn't planning on sharing when I packed it....

I brought tuna sandwiches. They are kinda a staple for my lunch break. But, I might part with a couple if I have to.

*pulls up in his pickup*

My, this place is filthier than a kid making mud pies! Never fear, Walton's Janitorial Service is here to help.

*starts unloading supplies from the back of the truck*

I guess I'll start powerwashing everything so it looks good.

Now you know I'm not one to complain... but I have to say I'm getting mighty tired of trying to clean off all these... skull and crossbones. :noway: Is this some new way to celebrate Christmas? Kids these days... and I thought "gothic" was the name of a painting of an old farmer and his wi...

definitely a fake the real npc profile can be found here http://thetoo.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=23 while this guy's is http://thetoo.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4285 Looks like there's no story arc this time. I disagree. Nope, and I hate to admit Eugene's right, but this is...

Kids these days don't know how to slow down! Always rushing and getting injured it seems. Mind you, I had some close calls during my stint as a crossing guard. And then there was that time when I fell off the scaffolding...

Is it just me, or does he make less sense than a brown cow giving white milk? Anyway, I'd like to congratulate the Town of Odyssey on its clean windows. I keep those big plate glass windows at City Hall nice and clean, even when the kids put their sticky fingers on them every time a school tour goes...

These young'uns are too young to remember the good ol' days of television, Jack. Nowadays they're preoccupied with sitting in front of a computer screen, or watching re-runs of Bugs Bunny and Barney.

Well stuff me with spice and call me a chilli pepper! Where in the world was I when all these questions were being asked? Ah well, better late than never I suppose. I am having trust issues with other member on the board. He/She (I am not sure) doesn’t come through on there commitments. What should ...

Well, some of the kids got me to do this, but since I AM older and probably wiser than most of you youngsters, feel free to ask me advice on any given situation. I'll tell it like it is!

Oh, for cryin' out loud, if there's ANYONE who dosen't need money it's YOU, Bart.

Just what we need, another Blackgaard.

What is that? A muffin with a face on it? Uhh...
10/10

I like muffins.

Well, shoot the horse and slap me silly. That newfounded technology is getting rediculous! WHO NEEDS TO SMELL A VIDEO GAME!? Eugene, maybe, but not me. I don't even like to look at them. I wish people would just use thier imaginations... but that's asking too much, isn't it?

Ha, you kids think you have it tough? Just wait till you get a dayjob.

I got up at four A.M. to try to talk some sense into Whit!
A lot of good that did.