The Town of Odyssey

Original: In the darkness, the Brotherhood silently protects the interests of the people.

Spoofs:

In the darkness, the Unclehood silently wears cardigan sweaters and courdoroy jeans.
~Dr. Watson

In the darkness, the Babyhood noisely crys for its mommy.
~NatetheGreat

In the darkness, the Fatherhood silently loads a shot-gun and waits to meet his daughter's boyfriend for the first time. ~Rachael

In the darkness, the Sisterhood silently eats cookies and braids each others hair.
~Eugene Kendall

In the darkness, the Motherhood silently bakes cake and knits sweaters with love in every stitch.
~Eugene Blackgaard

In the darkness, the Adulthood silently pays the electric bill.
~OrigamiKid

In the darkness, the Childhood fumbles around trying to find a light.
~Shad Lexer

In the darkness, the Grandmahood silently pinches cheeks and comments about you how much you've grown.
~Xiao

In the darkness, the Grandpahood silently reads the newspaper and watches old cowboy movies.
~Xiao

In the darkness, the Hobbithood silently sits in a corner and eats mushrooms.
~Lonesome_Dove

In the darkness, the Sleepyhood silently sleepwalks and dreams about things soon forgotten.
~Lucy Pevensie

In the darkness, the Skaterhood noisely goes down ramps, spray paint walls and yell at each other.
~Heather Mulligan

In the darkness, the Sisterhood silently lurks in waiting for another victim to slather with makeup.
~Elf

In the darkness the Sisterhood silently eats cookies and braids each others hair and admires Yannick Bisson.
~Catspaw

In the darkness, the Orchood silently roars and gets into scuffles.
~Lucy Pevensie

In the darkness, the Little Red Riding Hood voraciously is eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.
~The Top Crusader

While riding off into the sunset, the SuperHoodlums' horses become confronted with the skyrocketing prices of oats and corn.
~ Sarai Binghamton

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Go ahead and post more, and I'll add them!

Awesomeness! I had all of those saved except for the Adulthood one. My favorite is the Fatherhood one by Rachael. I just love that one! It sounds so much like my g/f's father

Yes, the Fatherhood one is pretty hilarious. I'll add the names of the authors on the first post.

I love all of them. *missed the whole spoof beginnings [but understands it]*

Xiao wrote:Yes, the Fatherhood one is pretty hilarious.

lol, it's exacly how my dad how is.

I added two more.

Where did this start any way?

Lucy

Rachael wrote:

Xiao wrote:Yes, the Fatherhood one is pretty hilarious.

lol, it's exactly how my dad how is.

man, that must be awful well, it is, I know how it goes, firsthand

You for got to put how noisely or silently in italiecs...

And, Lucy, I belive it was Pepper Doyal, started an anti-Blackgaard group called the "Brotherhood" who sopposidly "protect the intrests of the people on a dark and [/i]silent night..." or something like that. Anyway, somebody thought it'd be funny to make a spoof, and it caught on from there!

*Goes to update and make the silentlies italic*

livin4messiah wrote: they really just dont care.

They could've fooled me.

*likes it that his is listed first*

*thinks that Dr. Watson sounds conceited*

Mine is another variation - "In the darkness the Sisterhood silently eats cookies and braids each others hair and admires Yannick Bisson. "

In the darkness, the Sisterhood silently lurks in waiting for another victim to slather with makeup.
Dont forget elfs.

In the darkness of the skaterhood noisely go down ramps, spray paint walls and yell at each other.
-heather mulligan

I thought about doing this, but then I didn't until I saw this here.. It's pretty lame, but who cares.

*adds a bunch more*

More more more.