Index of Brotherhood Signature Line Spoofs

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:44 pm

Original: In the darkness, the Brotherhood silently protects the interests of the people.

Spoofs:

In the darkness, the Unclehood silently wears cardigan sweaters and courdoroy jeans.
~Dr. Watson

In the darkness, the Babyhood noisely crys for its mommy.
~NatetheGreat

In the darkness, the Fatherhood silently loads a shot-gun and waits to meet his daughter's boyfriend for the first time. ~Rachael

In the darkness, the Sisterhood silently eats cookies and braids each others hair.
~Eugene Kendall

In the darkness, the Motherhood silently bakes cake and knits sweaters with love in every stitch.
~Eugene Blackgaard

In the darkness, the Adulthood silently pays the electric bill.
~OrigamiKid

In the darkness, the Childhood fumbles around trying to find a light.
~Shad Lexer

In the darkness, the Grandmahood silently pinches cheeks and comments about you how much you've grown.
~Xiao

In the darkness, the Grandpahood silently reads the newspaper and watches old cowboy movies.
~Xiao

In the darkness, the Hobbithood silently sits in a corner and eats mushrooms.
~Lonesome_Dove

In the darkness, the Sleepyhood silently sleepwalks and dreams about things soon forgotten.
~Lucy Pevensie

In the darkness, the Skaterhood noisely goes down ramps, spray paint walls and yell at each other.
~Heather Mulligan

In the darkness, the Sisterhood silently lurks in waiting for another victim to slather with makeup.
~Elf

In the darkness the Sisterhood silently eats cookies and braids each others hair and admires Yannick Bisson.

~Catspaw

In the darkness, the Orchood silently roars and gets into scuffles.
~Lucy Pevensie

In the darkness, the Little Red Riding Hood voraciously is eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.
~The Top Crusader

While riding off into the sunset, the SuperHoodlums' horses become confronted with the skyrocketing prices of oats and corn.
~ Sarai Binghamton

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Go ahead and post more, and I'll add them!

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:51 pm

Awesomeness! $\:D/$ I had all of those saved except for the Adulthood one. My favorite is the Fatherhood one by Rachael. I just love that one! $\:D/$ It sounds so much like my g/f's father

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:52 pm

Yes, the Fatherhood one is pretty hilarious. I'll add the names of the authors on the first post.

Kenric · Post by **Kenric** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:56 pm

I love all of them. *missed the whole spoof beginnings [but understands it]*

Rachael Blackgaard · Post by **Rachael Blackgaard** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:01 pm

Xiao wrote:Yes, the Fatherhood one is pretty hilarious.

lol, it's exacly how my dad how is.

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:02 pm

I added two more.

Stubborn · Post by **Stubborn** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:22 pm

Where did this start any way?

Lucy

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:02 pm

Rachael wrote:
Xiao wrote:Yes, the Fatherhood one is pretty hilarious.

lol, it's exactly how my dad how is.

man, that must be awful

well, it is, I know how it goes, firsthand

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:35 pm

You for got to put how noisely or silently in italiecs...

And, Lucy, I belive it was Pepper Doyal, started an anti-Blackgaard group called the "Brotherhood" who sopposidly "protect the intrests of the people on a dark and [/i]silent night..." or something like that. Anyway, somebody thought it'd be funny to make a spoof, and it caught on from there!

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Mon May 01, 2006 6:57 pm

*Goes to update and make the silentlies italic*

Azariah Ben Yaakov · Post by **Azariah Ben Yaakov** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:05 pm

NatetheGreat wrote:You for got to put how noisely or silently in italiecs...

And, Lucy, I belive it was Pepper Doyal, started an anti-Blackgaard group called the "Brotherhood" who sopposidly "protect the intrests of the people on a dark and [/i]silent night..." or something like that. Anyway, somebody thought it'd be funny to make a spoof, and it caught on from there!

The brotherhood is not anti blackgaard, they really just dont care. They may not care for them, but they are not anti...

Ryan

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:29 pm

livin4messiah wrote:
NatetheGreat wrote:You for got to put how noisely or silently in italiecs...

And, Lucy, I belive it was Pepper Doyal, started an anti-Blackgaard group called the "Brotherhood" who sopposidly "protect the intrests of the people on a dark and [/i]silent night..." or something like that. Anyway, somebody thought it'd be funny to make a spoof, and it caught on from there!
The brotherhood is not anti blackgaard, they really just dont care. They may not care for them, but they are not anti...

Ryan

yeah, as far as I know, the Brotherhood has it's own agenda, regardless of what the Blackgaards think or do.

Elf of Rivendell · Post by **Elf of Rivendell** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:37 pm

livin4messiah wrote: they really just dont care.

They could've fooled me.

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:48 pm

*likes it that his is listed first* $\:D/$

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:51 pm

*thinks that Dr. Watson sounds conceited*

Mine is another variation - "In the darkness the Sisterhood silently eats cookies and braids each others hair and admires Yannick Bisson.

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Mr.Whit · Post by **Mr.Whit** » Tue May 02, 2006 4:07 am

In the darkness, the Sisterhood silently lurks in waiting for another victim to slather with makeup.
Dont forget elfs.

H34TH4R · Post by **H34TH4R** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:10 am

In the darkness of the skaterhood noisely go down ramps, spray paint walls and yell at each other.
-heather mulligan

Lucy Pevensie · Post by **Lucy Pevensie** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:27 am

I thought about doing this, but then I didn't until I saw this here..

It's pretty lame, but who cares.

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Tue May 02, 2006 8:46 am

*adds a bunch more*

Mr.Whit · Post by **Mr.Whit** » Tue May 02, 2006 9:16 am

More more more.