The Unofficial List of Best AIO Quotes

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The Unofficial List of Best AIO Quotes

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I just thought I'd share this story with you all:

I have a list journal which is filled with only lists. I invite my friends to help me make the lists or to add their own. Today a friend and I were making a list of "Possible titles for my next book." We got to thinking of things we know about and I added this one to the list:

"Operation Thinktank Will Enslave the Human Race...Would You Like a Muffin?": The Unofficial List of Adventures in Odyssey Quotes

I figure there are enough books about Odyssey, why not a book of quotes? I love collecting the quotes when I listen. Although, there are many people on here who know their episodes and their quotes better than I.

So anyway, someday when you're scanning the shelves at your local bookstore and you see this title...BUY IT!
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if we contribute to it, will you give us free copies?
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SoccerLOTR wrote:if we contribute to it, will you give us free copies?
For sure!!
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Wooton: "I know! I'll sacrifice conformity!"

Wooton (to Connie): "You've given up wearing every colour but green!"

-Fast as I Can
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Eugene-"Well, the sequence of events occured with extreme rapidity, but I shall attempt to recall them. I was powering my two-wheeler along this concrete pathway, when your personnage suddenly appeared directly in front of me blocking my course. My reflexes immediately sprang to life in an attempt to navigate an evasive manouveur around you while still maintaining course and speed, but I evidently over-compensated, and my Schwinn careened off the hardened path, taking me with it, and up-ended us both in this shrub, a Rhododendron of the heath family I believe, deducing from the leathery evergreen leaves, as distinguished from the deciduous Azalea, which as we all know is..."
Isaac-"You mean, you crashed into this bush cause I got in your way."
Eugene-"Well, that of course is another way of expressing it." Isaac the Benevolent
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"I can't go to church with a swimming pool in my head!"
~Marvin Washington

"I'd have to get better to die."
~Bernard Walton

"Can you imagine what life would be like without an amoeba?"
~Eugene Meltsner
"Can you imagine what life would be like without pants?"
~Connie Kendall

I'll probably think of more later.. want me to pos them when I do?
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For quintessential quotes…

"Sorry I'm late."
-Connie Kendall

"To borrow the colloquialism:"
-Eugene Meltsner

"Howdy,"
-Tom Riley

"Paint me red all over and send me to a four-alarm fire, sirens blazin'"
-Bernard Walton

"Jack, your imitation of a house with a two-car garage having a pizza delivered was most…imaginative,"
-Edwin Blackgaard

"Most folks around here call me Whit."
-John Avery Whittaker

"Eugene, we missed our own wedding!"
-Katrina Shanks Meltsner

"The name is Bond, James Bond"
-Jason Whittaker

"Do I look like I'm stupid?"
-Rodney Rathbone

"Let's see if this thing works."
-John Avery Whittaker

"What have I gotten myself into?"
-Jack Allen

Hope that helps!
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montywhittakerIII wrote:For quintessential quotes…

"Sorry I'm late."
-Connie Kendall

"To borrow the colloquialism:"
-Eugene Meltsner

"Howdy,"
-Tom Riley

"Paint me red all over and send me to a four-alarm fire, sirens blazin'"
-Bernard Walton

"Jack, your imitation of a house with a two-car garage having a pizza delivered was most…imaginative,"
-Edwin Blackgaard

"Most folks around here call me Whit."
-John Avery Whittaker

"Eugene, we missed our own wedding!"
-Katrina Shanks Meltsner

"The name is Bond, James Bond"
-Jason Whittaker

"Do I look like I'm stupid?"
-Rodney Rathbone

"Let's see if this thing works."
-John Avery Whittaker

"What have I gotten myself into?"
-Jack Allen

Hope that helps!
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"I'm as innocent as the DAY is ... ....innocent" is what I think you were thinking of.
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Eugene-"Well, the sequence of events occured with extreme rapidity, but I shall attempt to recall them. I was powering my two-wheeler along this concrete pathway, when your personnage suddenly appeared directly in front of me blocking my course. My reflexes immediately sprang to life in an attempt to navigate an evasive manouveur around you while still maintaining course and speed, but I evidently over-compensated, and my Schwinn careened off the hardened path, taking me with it, and up-ended us both in this shrub, a Rhododendron of the heath family I believe, deducing from the leathery evergreen leaves, as distinguished from the deciduous Azalea, which as we all know is..."
Isaac-"You mean, you crashed into this bush cause I got in your way."
Eugene-"Well, that of course is another way of expressing it." Isaac the Benevolent
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I slap floor has tons of awesome ones. :yes:

"I just figured out how Stonehenge was built!"
~Harlow Doyle

"Hey Mr. Whittaker, I pierced my own ears just like you said!"
~Sarah Prachett

I just thought of another one.
"It looks like Shakespeare in Candyland."
~Edwin Blackaard

"This is to let you know that the cuckabird is in the banana tree."
~Jared DeWhite
"Jared, are you all right?"
~Dwayne Oswald
"I'm not Jared. I'm agent 3XQ"
"Well listen Q, Im really sorry about your cuckabird..."

"Lou's dog had another heart attack Tuesday, and now they're fitting him for a pacemaker."
~Alex's Grandmother.
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"Well Dare Me to Discipline and name me Dr. Dobson."
-Bernard Walton

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Yes I LOVE that one!

"Great Barrier Reef! So THAT's what killed the dinosaurs!"

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My top Eugene quotes:

"I believe he's escorting her to the shopping plaza."
"This is a gift!"
"Howdy!"
"I left Katrina in my laptop."
"Maybe it would be best to simply let the appliances have their way."
"I think we killed Whit's End."
"Our quarry is on the approach, I believe it would behoove us to seclude ourselves posthaste! .... They're coming! Everyone hide!"
"Let's punch the highway!"
"I don't know, but I'm sure whatever it is, it's soiled and low-limbed."
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Eugene-"Well, the sequence of events occured with extreme rapidity, but I shall attempt to recall them. I was powering my two-wheeler along this concrete pathway, when your personnage suddenly appeared directly in front of me blocking my course. My reflexes immediately sprang to life in an attempt to navigate an evasive manouveur around you while still maintaining course and speed, but I evidently over-compensated, and my Schwinn careened off the hardened path, taking me with it, and up-ended us both in this shrub, a Rhododendron of the heath family I believe, deducing from the leathery evergreen leaves, as distinguished from the deciduous Azalea, which as we all know is..."
Isaac-"You mean, you crashed into this bush cause I got in your way."
Eugene-"Well, that of course is another way of expressing it." Isaac the Benevolent
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Leonard Meltsner wrote:"I'm as innocent as the DAY is ... ....innocent" is what I think you were thinking of.
Smart-alec. :noway:
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"I would be proud and honored to offer my meager ministrations as your most obsequious journeyman for whatever course of time you deem necessary sir!" -Eugene
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"Will Heaven have latte?"
~Felicia Dansen

"Wow Connie, big ears. Those would require extra postage."
~Wooton Bassett

"Where's the little stripedy fish?"
~Bart Rathbone
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That is a fantastic idea for a book, Mrs Jason Whittaker! I'd love to see it published in some format, and would be very interested in buying such a collection!
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Yes, you said that already.
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Eugene-"Well, the sequence of events occured with extreme rapidity, but I shall attempt to recall them. I was powering my two-wheeler along this concrete pathway, when your personnage suddenly appeared directly in front of me blocking my course. My reflexes immediately sprang to life in an attempt to navigate an evasive manouveur around you while still maintaining course and speed, but I evidently over-compensated, and my Schwinn careened off the hardened path, taking me with it, and up-ended us both in this shrub, a Rhododendron of the heath family I believe, deducing from the leathery evergreen leaves, as distinguished from the deciduous Azalea, which as we all know is..."
Isaac-"You mean, you crashed into this bush cause I got in your way."
Eugene-"Well, that of course is another way of expressing it." Isaac the Benevolent
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I seem to double post a lot. ;) Thanks for pointing it out.
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I thought it was funny that they were completely identical, except the first one said "That is..." and the second "That's..."
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Eugene-"Well, the sequence of events occured with extreme rapidity, but I shall attempt to recall them. I was powering my two-wheeler along this concrete pathway, when your personnage suddenly appeared directly in front of me blocking my course. My reflexes immediately sprang to life in an attempt to navigate an evasive manouveur around you while still maintaining course and speed, but I evidently over-compensated, and my Schwinn careened off the hardened path, taking me with it, and up-ended us both in this shrub, a Rhododendron of the heath family I believe, deducing from the leathery evergreen leaves, as distinguished from the deciduous Azalea, which as we all know is..."
Isaac-"You mean, you crashed into this bush cause I got in your way."
Eugene-"Well, that of course is another way of expressing it." Isaac the Benevolent
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"Don't touch my pork rinds!"
~Bart Rathbone

"Don't call me Pop!"

"Sure thing Pop."
~Rodney Rathbone

"Quality but-cheap!"
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