The Worst Movie Ever?

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The Worst Movie Ever?

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So... what's your least favorite movie ever? We have lots of threads about our favorite ones, but I haven't noticed threads about movies we dislike.

Growing up, I hated Charlotte's Web and Babe: Pig in the City beyond all movies (which coincidently both involve pigs... :-k). Other hated movies that I'd never want to watch again include: Deck the Halls, Ella Enchanted, Home Alone 4 and The Wild. None of these are worth-watching, but it gets worse. The only film I've ever stopped watching because it was so lame was Beverly Hills Chihuahua. It was so not-funny, immodesty, stupid language, etc. I couldn't watch anymore, after less than 1/2 hour! My most hated film, no doubt.

What are yours? \:D/
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua because it has chihuahuas in it! :x
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Wall-E was so boring for me. :roll: I also didn't like Marely And Me since it showed some indecent scenes and it was kind of boring.
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Babe : Pig is the City is really bad. Way worse than just the first Babe.

I also really don't like Stuart Little 2.
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I stopped watching Fireproof in the middle because the acting was so terrible.
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Tyler wrote:I stopped watching Fireproof in the middle because the acting was so terrible.
Fireproof was phenomenal compared to their earlier movie, Flywheel. ;)

So... yeah. Flywheel was pretty horrible. :anxious:
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13 going on 30

I wanted my money and life back after seeing that.

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I've seen a lot of stupid movies in my time, but one I quit watching in the middle was Jack Frost. And the remake of That Darn Cat, which was beyond stupid., deserved the same thing.
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Sapphire wrote:Wall-E was so boring for me. :roll:
Wall-E was really good. Pixar knows how to make films. If you need proof look at all the awesome movies they have made before: Toy Story, Bug's Life, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Ratatouille, Wall-E, and now the awesome Up. Pixar is just really really good. That's all.
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What about She's the Man? Seriously, that movie was horrible. I watched it once at a slumber party...my gracious alive, that's two hours I'll never get back...
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Pilgrim's Progress by ken Anderson Films. The worst movie ever for sure. ...Well, besides all those really old ones that weren't worth a flip. :p
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Pseudonym wrote:
Tyler wrote:I stopped watching Fireproof in the middle because the acting was so terrible.
Fireproof was phenomenal compared to their earlier movie, Flywheel. ;)

So... yeah. Flywheel was pretty horrible. :anxious:
Yeah, Flywheel had terrible acting in it. I think in Fireproof acting was much improved. :)
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Sapphire wrote:Wall-E was so boring for me. :roll:
Wall-E was really good. Pixar knows how to make films. If you need proof look at all the awesome movies they have made before: Toy Story, Bug's Life, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Ratatouille, Wall-E, and now the awesome Up. Pixar is just really really good. That's all.
I agree that Pixar is a fantastic movie company. I just didn't like the movie Wall-E.
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Sapphire wrote:
Pseudonym wrote:
Tyler wrote:I stopped watching Fireproof in the middle because the acting was so terrible.
Fireproof was phenomenal compared to their earlier movie, Flywheel. ;)

So... yeah. Flywheel was pretty horrible. :anxious:
Yeah, Flywheel had terrible acting in it. I think in Fireproof acting was much improved. :)
Kirk Cameron really isn't a good actor at the best of times, so to see him with a bunch of non-actors trying to act is really quite sad. :(
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jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:
Sapphire wrote:
Pseudonym wrote:
Tyler wrote:I stopped watching Fireproof in the middle because the acting was so terrible.
Fireproof was phenomenal compared to their earlier movie, Flywheel. ;)

So... yeah. Flywheel was pretty horrible. :anxious:
Yeah, Flywheel had terrible acting in it. I think in Fireproof acting was much improved. :)
Kirk Cameron really isn't a good actor at the best of times, so to see him with a bunch of non-actors trying to act is really quite sad. :(
Kirk Cameron is a pretty good actor. Yes, Flywheel was poorly acted at times (it was actually more funny that way ;)), but the story is what made it a good movie. The same goes for Facing the Giants and Fireproof, but on a much larger scale. I liked all three movies, and all three were improved upon. You try making a perfectly acted movie off a $500,000 budget. \:D/
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Most of the time I leave the movie theater, I think, "If only I could have those three hours back. Complete waste."

I can't pick the worst movie, because, as we all know, "Napoleon, like anyone can even know that!" Actually, now that I think about it...'Nuff said.
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American Eagle wrote:
jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:
Sapphire wrote:
Pseudonym wrote:
Tyler wrote:I stopped watching Fireproof in the middle because the acting was so terrible.
Fireproof was phenomenal compared to their earlier movie, Flywheel. ;)

So... yeah. Flywheel was pretty horrible. :anxious:
Yeah, Flywheel had terrible acting in it. I think in Fireproof acting was much improved. :)
Kirk Cameron really isn't a good actor at the best of times, so to see him with a bunch of non-actors trying to act is really quite sad. :(
Kirk Cameron is a pretty good actor. Yes, Flywheel was poorly acted at times (it was actually more funny that way ;)), but the story is what made it a good movie. The same goes for Facing the Giants and Fireproof, but on a much larger scale. I liked all three movies, and all three were improved upon. You try making a perfectly acted movie off a $500,000 budget. \:D/
Ummm.... *cough cough* Blair Witch Project *cough cough* only 22,000 dollars *cough cough* awesomly acted movie *cough cough*

I think I need a cough drop, lol.
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jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:Ummm.... *cough cough* Blair Witch Project *cough cough* only 22,000 dollars *cough cough* awesomly acted movie *cough cough*

I think I need a cough drop, lol.
Well, I said for you to do it. ;) But yes, that was a financially successful movie (perhaps with good acting) that didn't cost very much to make, but it's not one I'd ever watch. \:D/
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