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Favorite Odyssey quotes

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:02 pm
by Beef Taco
This is the place to post all your favorite quotes. Anything from "stuff me with feathers and call me a pincushion," to "To borrow the colloquialism."

I am an auditory learner, so I remember lines extremely well. I hope I'm not the only person like this.

One of my favorites is from Soaplessly Devoted. "Dear diary, the other day I say a young fawn prancing along a babbling brook. and lo, I am that fawn.." "Ahhh, my diary."

How about you guys?

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:06 pm
by Irwin
The Day Independence Came wrote:Irwin: Oh wow, oh wow!!

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:16 pm
by KODY 105
Greetings and salutations, to borrow the colloquialism.

Jared: I just have to ask him a few key questions... about the fig bars!
Connie: And no fig bars!
Jared: ...I'll be good.

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:40 pm
by Mrs Jason Whittaker
"Wow, if he were alive today, he'd be dead!" --Horace Higgenbotham in A Single Vote

"Now, children, are you prepared for an adventure you will never forget no matter where your dull, middle-class, suburban lives may take you?" --Edwin Blackgaard in A Class Reenactment

"I'm very fond of throwing out cliches when they involve people other than myself." Eugene Meltsner in Blood, Sweat, and Fears

And that is just the beginning.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:50 am
by Beef Taco
"think happy thoughts, Lime jello, carburetors, wrapping paper, , llamas, a fresh stick of antiperspirant, ant farms, sea monkeys, cheese ."--Wooton. For Trying Out Loud.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:46 pm
by Samitude
"Is it strange or STRANGE!?"- Jimmy Barclay

"You've betrayed me! You've betrayed the revolution!"

"My card. Howard J. Wiesel....it's French. Now give me back the card!"

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:10 am
by Beef Taco
"where's the atra.. emers... uhhh.. the food. oh. A bowl of trail mix. I knew I should have eaten before I came..."

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:18 pm
by Robyn Jacobs
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse."
-Officer Harley

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:19 pm
by Irwin
Robyn Jacobs wrote:"Ignorance of the law is no excuse."
-Officer Harley
Besides "Oh wow", that;s the best quote EVER

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:32 pm
by Robyn Jacobs
Irwin Springer wrote:
Robyn Jacobs wrote:"Ignorance of the law is no excuse."
-Officer Harley
Besides "Oh wow", that;s the best quote EVER
I agree. Especially since my husband is a cop!
How about "Leave Well Enough Alone"
-Percival Fenwick (Case of the Secret Room)
"It felt like a cow"
-Jimmy Barclay (Family Vacation)

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:15 am
by Beef Taco
"You don't have any hamburger flavored ice cream do you?"

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:30 am
by Sapphire
"Don't call me pop."

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:53 pm
by Ingress Neverwhere
"No, no; I was being ridiculous when I agreed to this thing twelve hours ago. Now I'm being absurd!" - Bernard Walton, A Most Intriguing Question.

-Kim

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:18 am
by amyinodyssey
"So if you don't not know, then you do know and if you know that the answer isn't no then you know that there's no way you can know I broke the window!" -Rodney P. Rathbone from Broken Window

I'm sure I have other favorites but this is my favorite that you can find quoted most often on my facebook page.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:33 am
by Mrs Jason Whittaker
"Oh, hi there! I was just working on one of my inventions here. I'm John Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Whit and this is Odyssey. Hey, let's see if this thing works. Whoa...hold it! Okay, so it needs a little more work, but that's the exciting part because you never know what you'll discover along the way. Oh, don't take my word for it, though. You can find out for yourself when you come along on today's Adventures in Odyssey."

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:33 pm
by Agent3xq
Robyn Jacobs wrote: "It felt like a cow"
-Jimmy Barclay (Family Vacation)
In addition, "little cows, don't they make little cows?" that always cracks me up! :D

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:40 pm
by Robyn Jacobs
Agent3xq wrote:
Robyn Jacobs wrote: "It felt like a cow"
-Jimmy Barclay (Family Vacation)
In addition, "little cows, don't they make little cows?" that always cracks me up! :D
:hilarious: Good one 3xq! I love that one too. What an awesome episode. I love the Barclays!

How about Officer O'Ryan with "There were these 2 hunters . . " I was relieved to finally hear the end of that joke.
Mrs Jason Whittaker wrote:"Oh, hi there! I was just working on one of my inventions here. I'm John Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Whit and this is Odyssey. Hey, let's see if this thing works. Whoa...hold it! Okay, so it needs a little more work, but that's the exciting part because you never know what you'll discover along the way. Oh, don't take my word for it, though. You can find out for yourself when you come along on today's Adventures in Odyssey."
Good one Mrs. Whittaker. Brings back such good memories.

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:54 am
by Irwin
Mrs Jason Whittaker wrote:"Oh, hi there! I was just working on one of my inventions here. I'm John Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Whit and this is Odyssey. Hey, let's see if this thing works. Whoa...hold it! Okay, so it needs a little more work, but that's the exciting part because you never know what you'll discover along the way. Oh, don't take my word for it, though. You can find out for yourself when you come along on today's Adventures in Odyssey."
:hilarious:

"You are still speaking with your mind Eugenius, tell me from your heart! Do you believe in the coming Messiah, the King who will set us all free!"

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:20 am
by Nasri
"I take Whitsend even if I tear It down brick by brick" Resgis

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:14 am
by Agent3xq
Irwin Springer wrote: "You are still speaking with your mind Eugenius, tell me from your heart! Do you believe in the coming Messiah, the King who will set us all free!"
Good one, I especially like the part after that when he says, "But I believe in the place where the mind and the heart unite" "And where is that?" "Faith!"