Favorite Odyssey quotes

Beef Taco · Post by **Beef Taco** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:02 pm

This is the place to post all your favorite quotes. Anything from "stuff me with feathers and call me a pincushion," to "To borrow the colloquialism."

I am an auditory learner, so I remember lines extremely well. I hope I'm not the only person like this.

One of my favorites is from Soaplessly Devoted. "Dear diary, the other day I say a young fawn prancing along a babbling brook. and lo, I am that fawn.." "Ahhh, my diary."

How about you guys?

Irwin · Post by **Irwin** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:06 pm

The Day Independence Came wrote:Irwin: Oh wow, oh wow!!

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:16 pm

Greetings and salutations, to borrow the colloquialism.

Jared: I just have to ask him a few key questions... about the fig bars!
Connie: And no fig bars!
Jared: ...I'll be good.

Mrs Jason Whittaker · Post by **Mrs Jason Whittaker** » Thu May 28, 2009 9:40 pm

"Wow, if he were alive today, he'd be dead!" --Horace Higgenbotham in A Single Vote

"Now, children, are you prepared for an adventure you will never forget no matter where your dull, middle-class, suburban lives may take you?" --Edwin Blackgaard in A Class Reenactment

"I'm very fond of throwing out cliches when they involve people other than myself." Eugene Meltsner in Blood, Sweat, and Fears

And that is just the beginning.

Beef Taco · Post by **Beef Taco** » Fri May 29, 2009 4:50 am

"think happy thoughts, Lime jello, carburetors, wrapping paper, , llamas, a fresh stick of antiperspirant, ant farms, sea monkeys, cheese ."--Wooton. For Trying Out Loud.

Samitude · Post by **Samitude** » Fri May 29, 2009 9:46 pm

"Is it strange or STRANGE!?"- Jimmy Barclay

"You've betrayed me! You've betrayed the revolution!"

"My card. Howard J. Wiesel....it's French. Now give me back the card!"

Beef Taco · Post by **Beef Taco** » Sat May 30, 2009 11:10 am

"where's the atra.. emers... uhhh.. the food. oh. A bowl of trail mix. I knew I should have eaten before I came..."

Robyn Jacobs · Post by **Robyn Jacobs** » Sun May 31, 2009 2:18 pm

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse."
-Officer Harley

Irwin · Post by **Irwin** » Sun May 31, 2009 2:19 pm

Robyn Jacobs wrote:"Ignorance of the law is no excuse."
-Officer Harley

Besides "Oh wow", that;s the best quote EVER

Robyn Jacobs · Post by **Robyn Jacobs** » Sun May 31, 2009 2:32 pm

Irwin Springer wrote:
Robyn Jacobs wrote:"Ignorance of the law is no excuse."
-Officer Harley
Besides "Oh wow", that;s the best quote EVER

I agree. Especially since my husband is a cop!
How about "Leave Well Enough Alone"
-Percival Fenwick (Case of the Secret Room)
"It felt like a cow"
-Jimmy Barclay (Family Vacation)

Beef Taco · Post by **Beef Taco** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:15 am

"You don't have any hamburger flavored ice cream do you?"

Sapphire · Post by **Sapphire** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:30 am

"Don't call me pop."

Ingress Neverwhere · Post by **Ingress Neverwhere** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:53 pm

"No, no; I was being ridiculous when I agreed to this thing twelve hours ago. Now I'm being absurd!" - Bernard Walton, A Most Intriguing Question.

-Kim

amyinodyssey · Post by **amyinodyssey** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:18 am

"So if you don't not know, then you do know and if you know that the answer isn't no then you know that there's no way you can know I broke the window!" -Rodney P. Rathbone from Broken Window

I'm sure I have other favorites but this is my favorite that you can find quoted most often on my facebook page.

Mrs Jason Whittaker · Post by **Mrs Jason Whittaker** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:33 am

"Oh, hi there! I was just working on one of my inventions here. I'm John Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Whit and this is Odyssey. Hey, let's see if this thing works. Whoa...hold it! Okay, so it needs a little more work, but that's the exciting part because you never know what you'll discover along the way. Oh, don't take my word for it, though. You can find out for yourself when you come along on today's Adventures in Odyssey."

Agent3xq · Post by **Agent3xq** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:33 pm

Robyn Jacobs wrote: "It felt like a cow"
-Jimmy Barclay (Family Vacation)

In addition, "little cows, don't they make little cows?" that always cracks me up!

Robyn Jacobs · Post by **Robyn Jacobs** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:40 pm

Agent3xq wrote:
Robyn Jacobs wrote: "It felt like a cow"
-Jimmy Barclay (Family Vacation)
In addition, "little cows, don't they make little cows?" that always cracks me up!

Good one 3xq! I love that one too. What an awesome episode. I love the Barclays!

How about Officer O'Ryan with "There were these 2 hunters . . " I was relieved to finally hear the end of that joke.

Mrs Jason Whittaker wrote:"Oh, hi there! I was just working on one of my inventions here. I'm John Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Whit and this is Odyssey. Hey, let's see if this thing works. Whoa...hold it! Okay, so it needs a little more work, but that's the exciting part because you never know what you'll discover along the way. Oh, don't take my word for it, though. You can find out for yourself when you come along on today's Adventures in Odyssey."

Good one Mrs. Whittaker. Brings back such good memories.

Irwin · Post by **Irwin** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:54 am

Mrs Jason Whittaker wrote:"Oh, hi there! I was just working on one of my inventions here. I'm John Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Whit and this is Odyssey. Hey, let's see if this thing works. Whoa...hold it! Okay, so it needs a little more work, but that's the exciting part because you never know what you'll discover along the way. Oh, don't take my word for it, though. You can find out for yourself when you come along on today's Adventures in Odyssey."

"You are still speaking with your mind Eugenius, tell me from your heart! Do you believe in the coming Messiah, the King who will set us all free!"

Nasri · Post by **Nasri** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:20 am

"I take Whitsend even if I tear It down brick by brick" Resgis

Agent3xq · Post by **Agent3xq** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:14 am

Irwin Springer wrote: "You are still speaking with your mind Eugenius, tell me from your heart! Do you believe in the coming Messiah, the King who will set us all free!"

Good one, I especially like the part after that when he says, "But I believe in the place where the mind and the heart unite" "And where is that?" "Faith!"