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Ask Sarai.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:04 pm
by Oba-rai
Ask me questions, great or small! Do you wish to find out the secret of the universe? Do you want to know many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse? I'm teeming with a lot of news, you see.

So ask away, and please don't feel inclined to lock or move, for it belongs just here. And there aren't others vying for attention in their own little off-topicness.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:14 pm
by uz
will a great rp rise up from the ashes of gf soon? \:D/

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:16 pm
by Oba-rai
One word.

Octopus.

Or, two if you want to get fancy.

The Octopi.

Perhaps three words.

Maybe sometime soon.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:41 pm
by xiao
I have a question, why am I asking Sarai a question?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:54 pm
by Oba-rai
For this answer you must look deep within yourself to your heart. Do you secretly dislike all Blackgaards and thus hope to confuse Sarai with a question? Do you really want a very witty answer, and thus showcasing that some people can be as awesome as you? Do you really want Sarai to comment on your signature?

The answer, it would seem, is this.

42.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:56 pm
by Aram
Why is it that the Brotherhood and the Blackgaards disagree so strongly...

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:16 pm
by Oba-rai
Simply this.

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a lovely young couple by the name of Leia and Han Solo. One day, a Blackgaard woman came onto the scene and stole Han's heart. The same day, a Doyle man came onto the scene and stole Leia's heart. For this reason Blackgaards and Doyles have always disliked each other. Doyles operate within the Brotherhood, and thus.

Or, just if the Blackgaards and the Brotherhood didn't disagree so strongly, there would be no fun in the world.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:18 pm
by Aelwyn
Do you think the Doyles and Blackgaards should be really good friends?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:45 pm
by darcie
Sarai Binghamton wrote:...One day, a Blackgaard woman came onto the scene and stole Han's heart...
:shock: Is it Catspaw Blackgaard's fault that the entire Doyle/Blackgaard war is fought?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:15 pm
by Oba-rai
Aelwyn wrote:Do you think the Doyles and Blackgaards should be really good friends?
No. Other than the fact it's rather impossible.
Darcie wrote::shock: Is it Catspaw Blackgaard's fault that the entire Doyle/Blackgaard war is fought?
I shouldn't tell you, but..

no.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:11 pm
by Sonuna
Just what is the difference between a Mauser rifle and a javelin?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:26 pm
by Oba-rai
Sonuna Hydris wrote:Just what is the difference between a Mauser rifle and a javelin?
One is heavy and spits bullets. The other is light and can be used in sojutsu. However, both are weapons. So it doesn't completely matter as long as you've assigned your stats correctly.

<nudges Aram Doyle> \:D/

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:32 pm
by Aram
Besides that, the Mauser is gray and the Javelin is brown.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:10 pm
by HarlowRoxMySox
I have a question:

Describe three major causes of the Civil War and explain their impact on the society of the comman man during this era. In 3 paragraphs.

jk ;)

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:53 pm
by uz
HarlowRoxMySox wrote:I have a question:

Describe three major causes of the Civil War and explain their impact on the society of the comman man during this era. In 3 paragraphs.

jk ;)
lol what are you? one of Mr. Z's students in the consortium? ;)

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:02 am
by Oba-rai
HarlowRoxMySox wrote:I have a question:

Describe three major causes of the Civil War and explain their impact on the society of the comman man during this era. In 3 paragraphs.

jk ;)
The three major causes of the Civil War were these - lack of pie, lack of cake, and lack of cookie.jpg. Lack of pie made so many people hungry. Lack of cake forced officials to realize why people were dying before they awoke. Lack of cookie.jpg put Xiao out of a job, and thus the economic balance of the United States was put off.

The problem with the lack of these three staple foods was because the indexed mules Americans hired to push the carts full of the food, all fell over and died. It was slightly pitiful to realize the extent of the consequences.

The common man at the point worked 24 hours a day to support his family. However, the shortage of staple foods put him at the most grumpy edge of his personality. War broke out because of the shortages of food, and scrawny men went out to fight what most people call the Civil War. I call it the War Between the States of Being.

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:28 am
by Lord_Kappa
What is the most asthetically pleasing point in the universe? And how do I get there?

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:14 am
by STRYPER
Sarai Binghamton wrote:
HarlowRoxMySox wrote:I have a question:

Describe three major causes of the Civil War and explain their impact on the society of the comman man during this era. In 3 paragraphs.

jk ;)
The three major causes of the Civil War were these - lack of pie, lack of cake, and lack of cookie.jpg. Lack of pie made so many people hungry. Lack of cake forced officials to realize why people were dying before they awoke. Lack of cookie.jpg put Xiao out of a job, and thus the economic balance of the United States was put off.

The problem with the lack of these three staple foods was because the indexed mules Americans hired to push the carts full of the food, all fell over and died. It was slightly pitiful to realize the extent of the consequences.

The common man at the point worked 24 hours a day to support his family. However, the shortage of staple foods put him at the most grumpy edge of his personality. War broke out because of the shortages of food, and scrawny men went out to fight what most people call the Civil War. I call it the War Between the States of Being.
I would laugh so hard if you just did his homework for him ;)

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:48 am
by darcie
STRYPER wrote:I would laugh so hard if you just did his homework for him ;)
ahem... HER. ;)

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:29 pm
by Oba-rai
Lord_Kappa wrote:What is the most aesthetically pleasing point in the universe? And how do I get there?
The place you speak of is actually far far away in a galaxy long ago, but not in the same timespace as aforementioned Blackgaard/Doyle feudal beginnings. The place's name is Nowhere. Here is the place where Lost lives. Remember that time your sister told you to get lost? Here you can find Lost, for he lives in the middle of Nowhere!

Directions:

Past the lake everyone tells you to jump in. Take a left out at the light, and keep going until you hit a sign that says 'Disney Left'. Don't turn around and go home, but instead dry up and blow away. The solar winds will take you to Somewhere, which is the home of Anyone, and inside that province of Provincialism you will find a large oak tree. This oak tree, if glared at properly, will turn into a portal. Step inside the portal and begin to hum "With Cat-like Tread, Upon our Prey we steal" in a low voice. You will be magically transported to a lovely place - Nowhere, in particular.