Most Beloved AIO quotes

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:07 pm

"The best is yet to come." —John Whittaker

gimp80995 · Post by **gimp80995** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:59 am

"That is classified information reserved only for the U.S. Department of.....of....well I can't tell you what department." Jared in "Strange Boy in a Strange Land".

"Sure. That's what they want you to think." Jared in various eps.

"If you don't get these handcuffs off me in the next five seconds you're going to suspect what an old squeegie tatses like" Bernard in "Suspicous Minds".

"Your brain is missing in action, but your heart is in the right place." Bernard, talking to Connie in "Suspicious Minds".

"You must have been a joy to have around as a child". Bernard, talking to Eugene in "Suspicous Minds".

Peace Out

-Gimp

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:48 am

"I swear, theres something wrong with that boy.." Tom

Bmuntz · Post by **Bmuntz** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:29 am

"I want you're wallet." Whit on bad day

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:56 am

"You have more loopholes than a spaghetti strainer!" —Connie Kendall to Regis Blackgaard.

Me · Post by Me » Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:36 am

"That boy's just not wrapped real tight Whit." - Tom Riley to Whit, about Eugene.

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:43 am

Just about any quote by Bernard is good!

"Nobody ever tells me anything!" -Connie Kendall $\:D/$

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:44 am

"I'd rather have my finger nails pulled off with a pair of rusty pliers." —Bernard to Lucy about the idea of being related to Eugene.

Evil Chick · Post by **Evil Chick** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:45 am

"My ribs are shaking from sheer amusement." -Eugene

Bmuntz · Post by **Bmuntz** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:29 pm

"The names Bond...James Bond."

HarlowRoxMySox · Post by **HarlowRoxMySox** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:30 pm

"This is to let you know that the cucoo bird is in the banana tree."
"Jared..."
"It's not Jared, it's agent 3XQ."
"Well, listen Q, I'm really sorry about your cucoo bird..."

Sorry if i messed that up

Evil Chick · Post by **Evil Chick** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:14 am

"I want to be real old, like,... 22!" -Erika on "Why don't you grow up?"

HarlowRoxMySox · Post by **HarlowRoxMySox** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:36 pm

"We have leftover Broccoli Casserol!" -Mandy's Mom in "Worst Day Ever"

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:37 pm

well stuff me with spinach and call me a shouffle (that was spelled wrong!!)

Linne · Post by **Linne** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:55 pm

"There'll be no name-calling in here, you bonehead!" - Bernard Walton

Anything Jared says..... "...She was going to take it! This has Mr. Whittaker written all over it! He can't get me to waste my money, so he's trying to pilfer it! And he's even got my parent involved! I have to hide it! Yes! No! He's expecting that! Hmm....I've got it! I'll bury it!"

"My fishing spots deader than a dead thing that's...dead." - Tom Riley

Evil Chick · Post by **Evil Chick** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:58 pm

Eugene: "Today Bernard Walton beats me at chess, tomorrow the Earth will revolve around the sun!"
Connie: "The Earth does revolve around the sun, Eugene!"
Eugene: "AHHHHHHH!"

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:19 pm

Evil Chick wrote:"I want to be real old, like,... 22!" -Erika on "Why don't you grow up?"

If that's real old...

"Don't shake his hand Mr. Whittaker he might steal your fingers!" Eugene in Train Ride.

-Jonathan

crosskritters · Post by **crosskritters** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:19 pm

"The ice-sk8ers..were lick ballerinas wearing really slipery socks on a lonolium floor."--Alex (I think)

--Kat

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:59 pm

"I may be nice, Connie, but I’m not stupid.” —Whit to Connie when he was teaching her how to drive. Those wonderful lines that Whit used to have...

crosskritters · Post by **crosskritters** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:12 pm

"Romeo, Romeo let down your hair."--Kurt, "Front Page News"
"Every major office in the United States will be held by geneticly engenered cockroaches . . . okay the last one was just a theory.--Jared, "A Strange Boy in a Strange Land"

--Kat