Little kid logic

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My little sister's logic doesn't make any sense. :noway:

This morning my toes were cold and I asked my little sister if she'd warm them up for me. So she started slaping my foot! This is what I said and what she said.

Me: "Ouch! Why are you hitting me?"

Sis: "If I hit you hard enough your foot will turn hot from the slaping and your foot won't be cold anymore."

Me: "Oh. Well, it's not working."

Like, what kinda logic is that? :noway:

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Post by Fei »

Very cute... I've got four sisters and a brother, all younger, and I understand your puzzlement! :D
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Sorry, but that's completely logical to me! She'll probably break little capillaries, and the increased blood flow will make your foot warmer!

Not the best way to go about it, but it would work! How about socks next time? :-
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darcy wrote:Sorry, but that's completely logical to me! She'll probably break little capillaries, and the increased blood flow will make your foot warmer!

Not the best way to go about it, but it would work! How about socks next time? :-
Socks. Yes, good idea, Darcie.

How can breaking my lil capillaries be a logical way to go about warming my feetsies?!

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That's cute. :D

My 9-year-old brother's logic is like that sometimes. He told me that when he becomes an adult, he's never going to take needles or go to the doctor anymore. I asked him what he'd do if he got sick, and he just said, "I won't get sick!" And he always gets sick! :noway:
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Post by Applesauce »

That's not weird logic...that's creativity! You've got a clever sister. I would have never come up with that!

Hmm.....I may have to try this out some time... :-k :badgrin:
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:lol: That's so cute, Lucy! As least she wanted to help!

Kanimoto, your brother sounds fun too! It's just as simple as that - I just won't get sick! Maybe I'll say that, and then hope for the best. ;)
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Why would you ask your little sister to warm up your feet for you?
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Pepper Doyle wrote:Why would you ask your little sister to warm up your feet for you?
What do you mean?! That's what little sister are for. :noway:

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Lucy wrote:
Pepper Doyle wrote:Why would you ask your little sister to warm up your feet for you?
What do you mean?! That's what little sister are for. :noway:
What kind of logic is that? :D
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Post by Mr Sarcastic Cow Man »

Applesauce wrote:
Lucy wrote:
Pepper Doyle wrote:Why would you ask your little sister to warm up your feet for you?
What do you mean?! That's what little sister are for. :noway:
What kind of logic is that? :D
Well, for what else are lil sisters good? :-s
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Post by Aram »

Lol, that sounds like a younger sibling!

Except mine calls me and begs me to get him a Grande Carmal/Mocha Frappachino with extra syrup...

I'm just glad he's not loud when he's hyper..
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Post by ajamj »

My little one said someone needed CPR because they were tired! Made sense to him!
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