Ask Sarai.

Manda · Post by **Manda** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:40 pm

Sarai Binghamton wrote: Your name is mentioned first. Be happy.

What a silly answer!

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:43 pm

Why did the tree fall in the forest?

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:45 pm

Why can't a motorcycle stand up by itself?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:34 pm

Aram Doyle wrote:Why did the tree fall in the forest?

A poor tree squirrel fought back against his experimental environment and chewed through the plasticine vines holding the tree up. End of story, except for the squirrel, who is now being detained in Louisiana.

WINDSHEAR wrote:Why can't a motorcycle stand up by itself?

Because it doesn't have feet, or legs for that matter.

<rimshot>

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:37 pm

What happens when a giant tree falls on Louisiana?

Lord_Kappa · Post by **Lord_Kappa** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:14 am

Where does the East meet the West?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:10 am

Aram Doyle wrote:What happens when a giant tree falls on Louisiana?

The squirrel will be held as a suspect in that catastrophe and will most likely be transported to the Arctic Circle, where there are no trees.

Lord_Kappa wrote:Where does the East meet the West?

Right under Santa Claus.

Lonesome Dove · Post by **Lonesome Dove** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:51 am

Should I go gothic?

Are girl penguins really pink, or do the creators of "Scamper: The Penguin." lie?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:19 am

The Lonesome Dove wrote:Should I go gothic?

No, for being gothic should be left to those whose black clothes won't get splashed with mud.

The Lonesome Dove wrote:Are girl penguins really pink, or do the creators of "Scamper: The Penguin." lie?

Yes, and no. In reality, girl penguins are pink - boy penguins are equally blue! And have the creators of "Scamper: The penguin." ever lied to you before? How dare you think such thoughts?

STRYPER · Post by **STRYPER** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:38 pm

I love Scamper!!!! $\:D/$

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:17 pm

Why are penguins chauvinistic?

Post by **Catspaw** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:32 pm

Why am I so obsessed with Jack?

(The guy in my sig and avatar).

*swoons* *hopes that Sarai wil catch her*

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:35 pm

Why do I have blood? Do humans have brains?

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:22 pm

Sarai Binghamton wrote:
WINDSHEAR wrote:Why can't a motorcycle stand up by itself?
Because it doesn't have feet, or legs for that matter.

<rimshot>

It's a kind of a joke, and the answer is, "because it was two tired."

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:26 pm

What is Sarai's social security number?

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:28 pm

Why is your real name and age secret to most people on here?

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:31 pm

What is your address! $\:D/$

Zeba · Post by **Zeba** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:31 pm

What is the correct way to pronounce "Sarai"?

Lord_Kappa · Post by **Lord_Kappa** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:34 pm

How many questions can you answer in one post?

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:05 pm

Can you answer as many questions as we ask in one post?