Favorite Odyssey quotes

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:08 pm

"Why should I pay to have my truck fixed when it's your altitude?"

"I've heard about these things, Eugene, policeman give phony tickets to innocent tourists and then they buy baseball stadiums and stuff."

"I'll... write my congressman."

"The Reckjavic Chronicles! Oh, I adore that film! The cinemontography is extraordinary; the montage, the directory..."

"Don't you believe in the (can't-remember-made-up-name) theory?"

"Why of couse I do, but isn't there anyone in this room who thinks otherwise?"

"Pardon Eugene, he's had a long night."

What a great episode?

Ingress Neverwhere · Post by **Ingress Neverwhere** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:42 am

"In your case, singing and tragedy go well together." -Bernard, B-TV: Redeeming the Season

"You can't just eat a naked funnel cake!" - Wooton, Plan B, Part 4: Resistance

-Kim

Irwin · Post by **Irwin** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:35 am

Leonard "I am your father"

Ingress Neverwhere · Post by **Ingress Neverwhere** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:56 pm

"This is the best fight I've seen since my aunt Bertha threw away my uncle Ted's golfing pants!" - Bernard, A Most Extraordinary Conclusion

"Apparently, without my knowledge, the definition of 'fun' has merged with the definition of 'insanity'." - Eugene, The Top Floor, Part 1

"You have a chapter in your book about Winston Churchill?!" - Eugene, Around the Block

And another outtakes quote, this one courtesy of Walker Edmiston: "But when you typed this, you put the print too close to the paper; there's no depth perception."

-Kim

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:58 pm

Connie: [gasps] Eugene, you just ended a sentence with a preposition!

Eugene: That's impossible; prepositions are not thing that I end sentences with!

- Some episode I don't remember

Trent DeWhite · Post by **Trent DeWhite** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:02 pm

That would be Poor Loser.

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:14 pm

SivartM wrote:Connie: [gasps] Eugene, you just ended a sentence with a preposition!

Eugene: That's impossible; prepositions are not thing that I end sentences with!

- Some episode I don't remember

There's no that! He uses impossible as an interjection!

My favorite outtakes line is also from Walker. After messing up on quite a few takes, the director (I forget who) says "would you like some lemonaid", meaning to start from that line. Walker, frusterated, responds, "yes."

Ingress Neverwhere · Post by **Ingress Neverwhere** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:38 pm

King Butter Turtle wrote: My favorite outtakes line is also from Walker. After messing up on quite a few takes, the director (I forget who) says "would you like some lemonaid", meaning to start from that line. Walker, frusterated, responds, "yes."

And then after Walker's glib little "Yes", everyone busts up laughing and Katie chimes in with "I object!", while Dave Madden is like "I'm going to just nod my head".

-Kim

Laura Ingalls · Post by **Laura Ingalls** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:53 am

Where are you getting these funny outtakes from?

I want to hear them!

Irwin · Post by **Irwin** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:55 am

Laura Ingalls wrote:Where are you getting these funny outtakes from? I want to hear them!

On the bonus for "A Most Extrondary Conclusion" on album 44.

Ingress Neverwhere · Post by **Ingress Neverwhere** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:35 am

AIO Ninja wrote:
Laura Ingalls wrote:Where are you getting these funny outtakes from? I want to hear them!
On the bonus for "A Most Extrondary Conclusion" on album 44.

Album 48 has some good outtakes too.

And we thought Chris had problems with "Rashonmyfeet" during the live show...

-Kim

Robyn Jacobs · Post by **Robyn Jacobs** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:57 pm

Another funny quote segment I heard today on AIO was on "Something Blue"

I burned the Souffle, Mitch burned his tongue on the flambe, I told him to drink from the Monet, and he said No Way!
-Connie

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:14 pm

Robyn Jacobs wrote:Another funny quote segment I heard today on AIO was on "Something Blue"

I burned the Souffle, Mitch burned his tongue on the flambe, I told him to drink from the Monet, and he said No Way!
-Connie

Haha, "Betty Crocker meets Dr. Seuss".

Beef Taco · Post by **Beef Taco** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:58 pm

February's my 7th favorite month...

31899 · Post by **31899** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:50 pm

Caractacus Potts wrote:Haha, "Betty Crocker meets Dr. Seuss".

That should be an episode with Wooton and Eugene interaction.

Arther Dent wrote: ......NovaCom will take over the world. Would you like a muffin.

31899

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:52 pm

Caractacus Potts wrote:
SivartM wrote:Connie: [gasps] Eugene, you just ended a sentence with a preposition!

Eugene: That's impossible; prepositions are not thing that I end sentences with!

- Some episode I don't remember
There's no that! He uses impossible as an interjection!

I didn't even remember the title of the episode; how am I suppose to remember minor details like that?

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:19 pm

"So this is how Liberty dies... with a thunderous applause"

Oh wait, wrong... thing.

Sapphire · Post by **Sapphire** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:44 am

This is probably on here already, but I will post it.

Rodney-What is this?
Bart-It's a napkin. You wipe you mouth with it.
Rodney-Why can't I use my sleeve?
Bart-Because the sleeve will get dirty.
Rodney-Well won't the napkin get dirty?

Ingress Neverwhere · Post by **Ingress Neverwhere** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:02 pm

31899 wrote:
Arther Dent wrote: ......NovaCom will take over the world. Would you like a muffin.
31899

Could possibly win the prize for creepiest quote ever.

"I'm taking the crockpot back." - Connie, Plan B, Part III: Crossfire

"This is straight out of a bad TV series - and I know about such things." - Bernard Walton, A Most Surprising Answer.

-Kim

Mrs Jason Whittaker · Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:52 pm

"We want your money to feel at home with us."
"Actually, though, I'm going to take some out."
"Take some out! You'll have to fill out this withdrawal form."
"But it's three feet long!"
"So what? We need your last name first, first name, middle initial, address, zip code, phone number, social security number, driver's license number, bank account number, and the account numbers of three major credit cards."
"Uh, credit cards?"
"Yes, and down here we need personal information: age, sex, weight, height, hair color, distinguishing birth marks, skin tone, general health, the name of your pet or pets, how many brothers or sisters you have, your mother's maiden name, your father's maiden name, a complete job history, how many traffic tickets you've had in the last five years, and a list of personal references that doesn't include any relatives, friends, or business associates."
"But then, who will I get?"
"That's your problem! And after you fill that out in triplicate, there's the written test."
"Written test! Hold it...I thought you said you wanted me to feel at home here."
"No, I said we want your money to feel at home here. In fact, we want it to stay at home here. It's all a part of our motto."
"Which is?"
"We'll teach you to be responsible with money, even if it kills you."
"Oh, catchy."

--Chris Anthony and bank teller "A Good and Faithful Servant"