Ask Sarai.

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:28 pm

Do penguins fly?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:59 pm

Darth Birdie wrote:Why does Whit wax his mustache?

Because if he doesn't, his mustache gets all frizzy. No one likes a frizzy mustache, except for ... Wooton.

Lord_Kappa wrote:Where do babies come from?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

The planet of Kronos.

The Lonesome Dove wrote:Can I have a set of bongos for Christmas?

Do bananas *really* grow on trees?

Is it snowing?

No.

No.

No.

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:05 pm

Sarai Binghamton wrote:
Pc Pro wrote:why can't Harry Kewell get better faster?
Because he's a vegetable rights activist. I think all that striking for fair treatment of zucchinis did him out.

he eats carrots of the football field!

Lord_Kappa · Post by **Lord_Kappa** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:05 pm

Did you miss two of Darth Birdies questions?

When am I going to die? How am I going to die?

Which is worse, morbidity or macabreness?

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:18 pm

why don't you answer more?

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:28 pm

Why does everyone drink water?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:33 pm

Darth Birdie wrote:Why did LK just ask that question?

Because he ...

Oh, another question! *brightly*

Darth Birdie wrote:Do penguins fly?

On holidays that begin with Q, yes.

Lord_Kappa wrote:Did you miss two of Darth Birdies questions?

When am I going to die? How am I going to die?

Which is worse, morbidity or macabreness?

Yes. But no.

On the date that is published in your obituary, and I think we'll find out when.

Um, I think being macabre is worse. Because we all should know we're going to die, and that it's possible to die right now, but it's kind of offensive to state, "You're going to fall into a woodchipper!" or "The butcher down the street needs meat!" or even "You'll be force-fed billiard balls!"

Which, I hope I didn't offend anyone there.

Pc Pro wrote:why don't you answer more?

Because I have a life.

Contrary to.

<N: "!"
L: Being rude is my specialty.
N: I never did get you back for killing I.
H: Myself, you mean.
N: No, I.
L: ... >

Darth Birdie wrote:Why does everyone drink water?

If they didn't, they'd shrivel up and become peas. We don't like peas.

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:46 pm

why am I so cool $\:D/$

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:09 pm

Why does PC think he's cool?

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:12 pm

why does birdie think I am not cool

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:20 pm

Why doesn't Pc catch onto sarcasim very well?

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:26 pm

why is birdie so sarcastic

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:33 pm

I'm sarcastic because I love to push your buttons! $\:D/$

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:42 pm

why does birdie asnwer my questions?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:45 pm

[Beeeeeeeep.]
<steady voice: Sending telegram to Sarai. Someone is committing a major act of treason.
Sarai: Very well. Treason-person, remove your armament promptly then surrender. Thank you.
steady voice: [pause] Treason-person has ignored non-treason laws passed by the Parliament of Brazil. Shut down sequence commencing.
Sarai: GAH! [scientific panic] Not shut down! No! NOTHING BUT SHUTDOWN!
steady voice: Thread is closing in Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two-
Sarai: Noo! Where's the off-button on this thing?
steady voice: Boom. You have been gotten. Look at the ceiling. Kthx. Bye.
Sarai: ...>