Item Name: The Smart Degree
Short Description: Umm... er, a degree to show off your smarts!
Long Description: This is a... degree to err... show off your edjibucated self! Show the entire ToO that you have clas!
Price: $50000
Entry 2
Item Name wrote:Dragon Scale Jacket
Short Description wrote:A Dragon Scaled Jacket made for both men and women.
Long Description wrote:Long ago before the trials between the Dragon legions and the armies of men there existed a simpler time. Generations of Dragons lived in peace hidden in the mystery of the great unknown, away from the wickedness of man. It was not until mans ever growing fear and lack of understanding of these creatures that man viciously began the epic quarrel against all Dragons. Thousands of Dragons were slain needlessly and thousands more were waiting certain death. After a millennia of bloodshed between the two species only a hand full of Dragons escaped the evils of man. Legend has it that these last retreating Dragons flew endlessly across the skies away from the brutality into the twilights of secrecy. There they salvaged what was left of their once great existence in hopes that a new era would emerge where peace and stability would no longer be a forgotten past...
After thousands of years and countless lives the last colony of the elusive Dragons has been found! Now you can own a piece of history yourself! For this limited time offer you can own your very own Dragon Scale Jacket!! Made from 100% real Dragon!! Don't let these creatures’ gory, completely unnecessary deaths be in vain. Show the world that they died for something dignified and just! As you cavort down the catwalks of Odyssey with your one of a kind authentic Dragon Scale Jacket let others know that they died to make you look a tad better. They died for fashion more notably the Fenix Fall Collection 2007. Don't settle for imitations. Buy now while supplies last!
Attributes:
- Increased ability to resist fire attacks.
- A decrease of 10 points to all attributes.
- A false sense of increase in self-worth.
Buyer Beware: Jackets may be enchanted.
Price wrote:$25,000.00
Entry 3
Item Name: Catspaw Creampuff
Short Description: Send a *special* Creampuff to those you love
Long Description: That's Right! You too can have your very own Catspaw Creampuff! But watch out! Supplies are limited. And plus, she might have *accidentally* dropped her file in it!
Price: $5000
Entry 4
Item Name: Wooten Basset house slides and Matching secret knock door.
Short Description: Do you want a house like Wooten?
Long Description: Created by Wooten Basset these slides will lighten up your life and scare away your visitors. And the door will not open without the secret knock programmed into them.
Price: $690
Entry 5
Item Name: Doris' Leather Coin Purse Short Description: Ever needed something to bail with? Long Description: These coin purses are very useful. Since they are made of leather it is not advisable to get them very wet. Since I like you, I'll give you two for $200. Price: $100
Entry 6
Item Name: Ryan's Awesome Trophy of awesomeness.
Short Description: A beautiful Trophy filled with Ryan's awesomeness. A must have for any Too'er wanting to build up their Awesomeness Meter.
Long Description: How Awesome are you really? Yeah it figures. Not awesome enough . Wouldnt you love to have another foot of Awesomeness added to your awesomeness Ruler? We all would. A dream long lost through the depths of time. But alas! It has come true, Buy this trophy, and ye Shall be saved, For thine Awesomeness level will be greatly Increased.
Price: 5,000
Entry 7
Item Name: Connie's Peanut Butter Pancakes
Short Description: WARNING- Do not eat if you are...well...allergic to peanut butter
Long Description: Ever wanted to experience the blissful taste of Connie's Peanut Butter Pancakes? Well now you can! Relish in the nutty taste, less-than fluffy texture and rather dilapidated appearance of these...cakes made in a pan! But hurry, supplies are limited!
Price: $10
Entry 8
Item Name: uzcannon
Short Description: block other users! :O
Long Description: The infamous weapon that sonuna used to block uz with!
Price: [They Didn't Specify]
Entry 9
Item Name: Trent's Radio Microphone
Short Description: Testing 1...2...3!
Long Description: The very microphone Trent uses to record the Unofficial Odyssey Podcast; he also used it to record Monday's with Trent!
Price: 5,000
Entry 10
Item Name: Contenintal Admiral's garter Short Description: CA's garter from the famed Top/CA wedding! Long Description: Thrown into the crowd of young bachelors at the end of his wedding by The Top Crusader, this very precious piece of Continental Admiral's wedding day ensemble has somehow found its way into the ToO marketplace! Price: $500,000!!!
Note: The Degrees Will Not Give any Job Raise- and the Prices are Subject To Change- all items that do not have an image- if they win we will make an image for the item.
Last edited by EK on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:55 pm, edited 2 times in total.
and yeah...some of those items are quite obvious as to who invented them
"Any aspect of your faith which you do not question, is the one which should be questioned most." "I totally approve of toddlers getting married." -Continental Admiral (aka Baragon)
and yeah...some of those items are quite obvious as to who invented them
Some might not be as obvious as you would expect - for example, I wasn't the one who came up with the Catspaw's Creampuffs one, in case anyone was suspicious.
The UZ Cannon's technology is proprietary. Or might as well be. Considering it originated in a metafictional universe which is at last observation quite, quite dead by now.
... Maybe not quite.
. Wouldnt you love to have another foot of Awesomeness added to your awesomeness Ruler? We all would. A dream long lost through the depths of time. But alas! It has come true, Buy this trophy, and ye Shall be saved, For thine Awesomeness level will be greatly Increased.
OK, I have to read those over a few more times to decide.
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