You Know You've Listened to AIO for Too Long When . . .

[Waluigi Freak 99]

1. You get on a roller coaster, and your first instinct is to "push the red button."
2. When hearing that a new cube-shaped learning device has just hit the shelves, you frantically look for an "OFF" button.
3. When someone says, "God bless you," you can't help but sarcastically add, "God bless us, everyone!"
4. You look for a key in every copy of The Last Battle you can find.

[Agentpaw]

HAHA! Those are hilarious!

[Kairi]

I look for keys in any book I read. >_<
But anyway, yes, those are good!

[Candy]

ok, These I didn't make up but I always have loved them!

It's Pretty Bad When...


1You listen to the "Jungle Jam & Friends: The Radio Show" episode called "The Great Rubber Band War" because Connie, Eugene, and Whit are are on it!


2There's no Joes, Franks, or Bubbas in your fire department.


3You think that your clothes smell girlish.


4You'd like to play music at Carnegie Hall someday.


5You read textbooks for enjoyment.


6You have all the AIO Classics albums.


7You want your own toothbrush.


8You like Italian dressing.


9You want to have a Coke with the President of the United States.


10You listen to adding machine sound effects for inspiration.


11You step into a toilet.


12You name your dog Laughy.

13You remove your fingernails with a pair of rusty pliers.


14You want to tighten the belt around the government's waist.


15You wear toilet paper in your hair all day.


16You're late to your own funeral.


17You have a vague memory of a room and a Christmas tree, and a silver -dollar in a piggy bank.


18You order a lemonade a la Whittaker.


19You find your name carved on a tombstone.


20You want to join the Daniel Boone Fan Club.


21You have dreams of working at Whit's End.


22You live on the Southspoon Ranch.


23You are dying to see what Eugene's eyes look like.


24You plan a vacation to Sloughburg.


25You're a "sitter."


26You go into the mall and look for the "mall lady."


27You read the dictionary because there's nothing better to read.


28You want to be Eugene's cousin.

29You play basketball with your shorts.

30You soothe your dog to sleep by letting him hear a ticking alarm clock.

31You listen to a new episode 47 times before the next week's comes on. (It actually happened to someone!)


32You have 27 posters of Nick Grant in your bedroom.


33You listen to the Backward Boys.


34You think an empty cage at the zoo smells sort of like when Mrs. Barclay fixes sour krout.


35You spend ten years at the mall.

36You jump off a cliff to save your TV.


37You accidentally fall out of an upstairs window.


38You have the Adventures in Odyssey Christmas sing-alongs.


39You want to try virtual reality shopping.


40You want to see Alex Jefferson's Whit's End website.


41You want the Instant Christomatic.


42Environmentalists always show up when you're taking a bath.


43You want a haircut the same as Eugene Meltzner's.


44Whenever you get your picture taken, you say, "Roman Census."


45Your future son's name is Eugene and your future daughter's name is Connie.


46You take an expedition just for the sake of experience.

47Your alarm clock says thanks when you turn it off.


48You're afraid of the creepy crawly bug monster.


49You have multidimensional neon socks.


50You know the story of Snow DeWhite.


51You attack the pizza delivery boy.


52Your mailbox is shaped like a squeegee bucket.


53You think that shepherds have a distinct and wonderful essence.


54You put a "Keep off the roof" sign next to your house to prevent being sued.


55You wear cotton candy on your head.


56You know how to say cricket in Spanish.


57You also know how to say bathroom in Spanish.


58You fall out of your tree house to see if Nagel will show up and save the day.


59You act like City Hall is the Great Wall of China.


60You want to be employed with the National Security Agency (NSA).


61You perform a horticultural experiment.


62You're a door-to-door salesman selling fans.


63You fail your driver's test.


64You open cans with your teeth.


65You make someone a "Round TUIT."


66You drink lemonade to help you get projects done.


67You know what "Dah Dah, Dee Dee Dah Dah Dah" means.


68You want an "Electric Pocket Computer Dictionary Thesaurus Encyclopedia Word Search Corrector".


69You attempt to grow a three drooping hair moustache.


70You cut yourself shaving.


71You think someone's breath always smells like peanut butter.


72You cover your car in Christian bumper stickers.


73You whistle for your keys.


74You brush your teeth with a hairbrush.


75You hope to suddenly find a videogame in your mailbox.


76You have the sudden urge to drool and ring bells.


77You buy wood and leaves.


78You want to be mayor for a day.


79You wonder what cow chips are.

80You have nightmares about Eugene.


81You don't bring your stereo on vacations.


82You name your cat Sasha.


83You have a teddy bear named Mr. Bobo.


84You know the definition of "maladroit".


85You have proof that Odyssey is in Ohio.


86You name your cat Boswell.


87You measure time and miles by Adventures in Odyssey episodes.


88You name your dog Normal.


89You backorder your Odyssey albums months in advance.


90You think that the sun revolves around the earth because Eugene Meltsner confused you in "Poor Loser."


91You know the difference between Greenblatt's Department Store and Greenway's Department Store.


92You go to your local ice cream parlor and order a "wod fam choc sod."


93You know why the dog walked on water.


94Your conscience comes in the voice of Whit.


95You're intellectually stimulated by Harlow Doyle.


96You plan a vacation in Pokenberry Falls.


97You know who the goat man is.


98You know why Whit doesn't own a television.


99You read the Bible and hear Bernard's voice telling the story.


100You know the words to "Seasonal Felicitations.


101You name your first child "Bruno Chainbreaker."


102You know what color Eugene's eyes are.

103You wonder why every Odyssey kid has grown up, but Connie is still 16 after all these years.


104You send valentines to Rodney Rathbone.


105You know the postal code for Vancouver, B.C., Canada.

106You pray for the Odyssey characters.


107You wonder why Mandy Straussberg is in Middle school, but attends Odyssey High.

108You proudly tell all your neighbors, friends, and close associates that you were trapped in an elevator.


109You put ketchup on your cake.


110You ask yourself, "Why isn't Mr. Whittaker ever wrong?"


111You peruse the cereal aisle for a box of Toasty Oaties and Choco Chums.


112You go to Hawaii to get a better picture of what it looks like for the next time you listen to "Aloha Oy."


113Whenever you use a phone booth you think you're in the Imagination Station.


114You scower the U.S. for Connelsville.


115When you do find Connellsville, you realize that there are actually two: one in Pennsylvania and one in Ohio!


116You eat an entire box of trail mix.


117You use the word "colloquialism."


118You know your way around Whit's End.


119You talk like Eugene.


120You collect Odyssey kids' meals.


121You hide your keys in the books on your bookshelf.


122You ask your friend, "Are you chewing gum?"

123You find the bones of Big Foot.


124You heat up a slice of pizza on a light bulb.


125You check your local listings to see when "Betsy the Bumblebee" is airing on TV.


126You try to invent a reverse microwave oven.


127You whistle the segue music between Odyssey scenes.


128You give someone a cake with a file in it.


129You whistle as you walk down your street carrying an armload of lumber.

130You pray for rain so you won't have to go out for gym class.


131You listen to "New Year's Eve Live" to ring in the new year.


132You become a window washer.


133You go camping in your living room.

134You imagine the Imagination Station as a hot water tank lying on its side.


135You check junk mail catalogs for the "Jumbo Fork."


136You go to a television store to watch soap operas on a wall of TVs.


137You build model trains.


138You want a piece of funnel cake.


139You have an MP3 of Dwayne Oswald's "Chores" rap song.


140You use brightly colored folders.


141You type out Odyssey episodes word for word.


142You think your grandpa reminds you of Tom Riley.

143You watch re-runs of Duck Tales.


144You cut up a table with a chainsaw.


145You learn how to play the ukelele.


146You can name all the Odyssey albums in order.


147You never skip episodes.

148You have played at least one Odyssey board game in your life time.


149You call Focus on the Family and ask for Mr. Whittaker (this happened to the webmaster of the site I got this off of!)


150You say no to any door-to-door fan salesmen.


151You spill ice cream and accidentally call for Connie to clean it up.

152You dream that a large mouse is trying to get into your bedroom.


153You play Whit's game, "Rights, Wrongs & Reasons."

154You want to take a trip to Cleveland to see what all the fuss is about.


155You cry when you listen to Katrina leaving Eugene.

156You know the words to "I'm Glad I'm Me."


157You make flamingo cookies.


158You start a garage band called 10W40.


159You visit this website at least three times a day.


160You save up for a pair of roller blades.


161You look for a giant phone book in your local library.


162You visit the nearest monastery for peace and solitude.


163You want Connie's cheesecake recipe.


164You plan a trip to one of Odyssey's live recordings.


165You start a company called Novacom.


166You have a slide sticking out of your house.


167You punch the highway.


168You know which dog on Odyssey is an atheist.


169You have an AIO website!

1 Guilty
3 DUH! I am a girl
24 Yup! I know that they're periwinkle blue
39 OH YEAH!
43 DEFINETLY NOT!
45Of Course not! My daughter will be Connie Eugenia
51 *cough* yes *cough*
57 Elbano
65 Guilty Again
69 Yup
77 *bad joke buzzer*
86 umm.... Yeah.
92 That would be implying that I know where an Ice cream parlor is.
98 yes
102 Periwinkle Blue
105 Box 9800 Vancouver B.C. v6b4g3
117 YUP!
119 Busted
127 Busted again
140 Yes I do!
153 Of course!
168 *cough* Jake *cough*

[Waluigi Freak 99]

Those are all great!

5. You place your son on "restriction".
6. You actually think that there's a city called "Odyssey" in Greece.

[Arla]

Guilty

[StupendousMan]

7. When your parents ask you what you're doing after school you say you're going to Whit's End

[Kairi]

8. When you wish that your favorite baseball team (who's doing terrible right now) would have Tom Riley as their manager and also have the "Secret Weapon."

[underdogfan710]

You watch re-runs of Duck Tales.

When was this mentioned on AIO?

[fatlooy]

33You listen to the Backward Boys.

Whne was this one?

[Kairi]

You watch re-runs of Duck Tales.

When was this mentioned on AIO?

I believe Alan Young, who voices Jack Allen, voiced Scrooge McDuck on the show. But I could be wrong.

And fatlooy, the Backwards boys were a spoof on the Backstreet boys.
(It is Backstreet, isn't? )

[Waluigi Freak 99]

The "adding machine sound effects for inspiration" thing came from "Mayor for a Day", correct?

[Angel]

1. You get on a roller coaster, and your first instinct is to "push the red button."
2. When hearing that a new cube-shaped learning device has just hit the shelves, you frantically look for an "OFF" button.
3. When someone says, "God bless you," you can't help but sarcastically add, "God bless us, everyone!"
4. You look for a key in every copy of The Last Battle you can find.

1. lol, that sounds like something I would do....
3. Oh my goodness, I always do that!

Wow, those are great. Thanks for sharing!

[Danielle Abigail Maxwell]

You watch re-runs of Duck Tales.

When was this mentioned on AIO?

I believe Alan Young, who voices Jack Allen, voiced Scrooge McDuck on the show. But I could be wrong.

And fatlooy, the Backwards boys were a spoof on the Backstreet boys.
(It is Backstreet, isn't? )

Yes. But when was the Backwards Boys? I had never heard of them on Odyssey. Me confused.....

[suzanne291]

You're obsessed with cheese doodles.
You have chronic procrastinitus.
Nick Grant is wayyy dreamy.

[Rachel Maxwell]

You have the layout of the town memorized,
You cry at night because some of your favorite (sp?) characters have disappeared.

[Agent3xq]

You watch re-runs of Duck Tales.

When was this mentioned on AIO?

I believe Alan Young, who voices Jack Allen, voiced Scrooge McDuck on the show. But I could be wrong.

And fatlooy, the Backwards boys were a spoof on the Backstreet boys.
(It is Backstreet, isn't? )

Yes. But when was the Backwards Boys? I had never heard of them on Odyssey. Me confused.....

I believe the Backward Boys came from Blind Girl's Bluff, I think...

[Jacob Isom]

ok, These I didn't make up but I always have loved them!

It's Pretty Bad When...


1You listen to the "Jungle Jam & Friends: The Radio Show" episode called "The Great Rubber Band War" because Connie, Eugene, and Whit are are on it!


2There's no Joes, Franks, or Bubbas in your fire department.


3You think that your clothes smell girlish.


4You'd like to play music at Carnegie Hall someday.


5You read textbooks for enjoyment.


6You have all the AIO Classics albums.


7You want your own toothbrush.


8You like Italian dressing.


9You want to have a Coke with the President of the United States.


10You listen to adding machine sound effects for inspiration.


11You step into a toilet.


12You name your dog Laughy.

13You remove your fingernails with a pair of rusty pliers.


14You want to tighten the belt around the government's waist.


15You wear toilet paper in your hair all day.


16You're late to your own funeral.


17You have a vague memory of a room and a Christmas tree, and a silver -dollar in a piggy bank.


18You order a lemonade a la Whittaker.


19You find your name carved on a tombstone.


20You want to join the Daniel Boone Fan Club.


21You have dreams of working at Whit's End.


22You live on the Southspoon Ranch.


23You are dying to see what Eugene's eyes look like.


24You plan a vacation to Sloughburg.


25You're a "sitter."


26You go into the mall and look for the "mall lady."


27You read the dictionary because there's nothing better to read.


28You want to be Eugene's cousin.

29You play basketball with your shorts.

30You soothe your dog to sleep by letting him hear a ticking alarm clock.

31You listen to a new episode 47 times before the next week's comes on. (It actually happened to someone!)


32You have 27 posters of Nick Grant in your bedroom.


33You listen to the Backward Boys.


34You think an empty cage at the zoo smells sort of like when Mrs. Barclay fixes sour krout.


35You spend ten years at the mall.

36You jump off a cliff to save your TV.


37You accidentally fall out of an upstairs window.


38You have the Adventures in Odyssey Christmas sing-alongs.


39You want to try virtual reality shopping.


40You want to see Alex Jefferson's Whit's End website.


41You want the Instant Christomatic.


42Environmentalists always show up when you're taking a bath.


43You want a haircut the same as Eugene Meltzner's.


44Whenever you get your picture taken, you say, "Roman Census."


45Your future son's name is Eugene and your future daughter's name is Connie.


46You take an expedition just for the sake of experience.

47Your alarm clock says thanks when you turn it off.


48You're afraid of the creepy crawly bug monster.


49You have multidimensional neon socks.


50You know the story of Snow DeWhite.


51You attack the pizza delivery boy.


52Your mailbox is shaped like a squeegee bucket.


53You think that shepherds have a distinct and wonderful essence.


54You put a "Keep off the roof" sign next to your house to prevent being sued.


55You wear cotton candy on your head.


56You know how to say cricket in Spanish.


57You also know how to say bathroom in Spanish.


58You fall out of your tree house to see if Nagel will show up and save the day.


59You act like City Hall is the Great Wall of China.


60You want to be employed with the National Security Agency (NSA).


61You perform a horticultural experiment.


62You're a door-to-door salesman selling fans.


63You fail your driver's test.


64You open cans with your teeth.


65You make someone a "Round TUIT."


66You drink lemonade to help you get projects done.


67You know what "Dah Dah, Dee Dee Dah Dah Dah" means.


68You want an "Electric Pocket Computer Dictionary Thesaurus Encyclopedia Word Search Corrector".


69You attempt to grow a three drooping hair moustache.


70You cut yourself shaving.


71You think someone's breath always smells like peanut butter.


72You cover your car in Christian bumper stickers.


73You whistle for your keys.


74You brush your teeth with a hairbrush.


75You hope to suddenly find a videogame in your mailbox.


76You have the sudden urge to drool and ring bells.


77You buy wood and leaves.


78You want to be mayor for a day.


79You wonder what cow chips are.

80You have nightmares about Eugene.


81You don't bring your stereo on vacations.


82You name your cat Sasha.


83You have a teddy bear named Mr. Bobo.


84You know the definition of "maladroit".


85You have proof that Odyssey is in Ohio.


86You name your cat Boswell.


87You measure time and miles by Adventures in Odyssey episodes.


88You name your dog Normal.


89You backorder your Odyssey albums months in advance.


90You think that the sun revolves around the earth because Eugene Meltsner confused you in "Poor Loser."


91You know the difference between Greenblatt's Department Store and Greenway's Department Store.


92You go to your local ice cream parlor and order a "wod fam choc sod."


93You know why the dog walked on water.


94Your conscience comes in the voice of Whit.


95You're intellectually stimulated by Harlow Doyle.


96You plan a vacation in Pokenberry Falls.


97You know who the goat man is.


98You know why Whit doesn't own a television.


99You read the Bible and hear Bernard's voice telling the story.


100You know the words to "Seasonal Felicitations.


101You name your first child "Bruno Chainbreaker."


102You know what color Eugene's eyes are.

103You wonder why every Odyssey kid has grown up, but Connie is still 16 after all these years.


104You send valentines to Rodney Rathbone.


105You know the postal code for Vancouver, B.C., Canada.

106You pray for the Odyssey characters.


107You wonder why Mandy Straussberg is in Middle school, but attends Odyssey High.

108You proudly tell all your neighbors, friends, and close associates that you were trapped in an elevator.


109You put ketchup on your cake.


110You ask yourself, "Why isn't Mr. Whittaker ever wrong?"


111You peruse the cereal aisle for a box of Toasty Oaties and Choco Chums.


112You go to Hawaii to get a better picture of what it looks like for the next time you listen to "Aloha Oy."


113Whenever you use a phone booth you think you're in the Imagination Station.


114You scower the U.S. for Connelsville.


115When you do find Connellsville, you realize that there are actually two: one in Pennsylvania and one in Ohio!


116You eat an entire box of trail mix.


117You use the word "colloquialism."


118You know your way around Whit's End.


119You talk like Eugene.


120You collect Odyssey kids' meals.


121You hide your keys in the books on your bookshelf.


122You ask your friend, "Are you chewing gum?"

123You find the bones of Big Foot.


124You heat up a slice of pizza on a light bulb.


125You check your local listings to see when "Betsy the Bumblebee" is airing on TV.


126You try to invent a reverse microwave oven.


127You whistle the segue music between Odyssey scenes.


128You give someone a cake with a file in it.


129You whistle as you walk down your street carrying an armload of lumber.

130You pray for rain so you won't have to go out for gym class.


131You listen to "New Year's Eve Live" to ring in the new year.


132You become a window washer.


133You go camping in your living room.

134You imagine the Imagination Station as a hot water tank lying on its side.


135You check junk mail catalogs for the "Jumbo Fork."


136You go to a television store to watch soap operas on a wall of TVs.


137You build model trains.


138You want a piece of funnel cake.


139You have an MP3 of Dwayne Oswald's "Chores" rap song.


140You use brightly colored folders.


141You type out Odyssey episodes word for word.


142You think your grandpa reminds you of Tom Riley.

143You watch re-runs of Duck Tales.


144You cut up a table with a chainsaw.


145You learn how to play the ukelele.


146You can name all the Odyssey albums in order.


147You never skip episodes.

148You have played at least one Odyssey board game in your life time.


149You call Focus on the Family and ask for Mr. Whittaker (this happened to the webmaster of the site I got this off of!)


150You say no to any door-to-door fan salesmen.


151You spill ice cream and accidentally call for Connie to clean it up.

152You dream that a large mouse is trying to get into your bedroom.


153You play Whit's game, "Rights, Wrongs & Reasons."

154You want to take a trip to Cleveland to see what all the fuss is about.


155You cry when you listen to Katrina leaving Eugene.

156You know the words to "I'm Glad I'm Me."


157You make flamingo cookies.


158You start a garage band called 10W40.


159You visit this website at least three times a day.


160You save up for a pair of roller blades.


161You look for a giant phone book in your local library.


162You visit the nearest monastery for peace and solitude.


163You want Connie's cheesecake recipe.


164You plan a trip to one of Odyssey's live recordings.


165You start a company called Novacom.


166You have a slide sticking out of your house.


167You punch the highway.


168You know which dog on Odyssey is an atheist.


169You have an AIO website!

1 Guilty
3 DUH! I am a girl
24 Yup! I know that they're periwinkle blue
39 OH YEAH!
43 DEFINETLY NOT!
45Of Course not! My daughter will be Connie Eugenia
51 *cough* yes *cough*
57 Elbano
65 Guilty Again
69 Yup
77 *bad joke buzzer*
92 That would be implying that I know where an Ice cream parlor is.
98 yes
102 Periwinkle Blue
105 Box 9800 Vancouver B.C. v6b4g3
117 YUP!
119 Busted
127 Busted again
140 Yes I do!
153 Of course!
168 *cough* Jake *cough*

I agree with you! They always have been fun! It was certainly fun writing them!

[FrayedAroundTheEdges]

1. You get on a roller coaster, and your first instinct is to "push the red button."
2. When hearing that a new cube-shaped learning device has just hit the shelves, you frantically look for an "OFF" button.
3. When someone says, "God bless you," you can't help but sarcastically add, "God bless us, everyone!"
4. You look for a key in every copy of The Last Battle you can find.

lolz i actually fif the "god bless us everyone" thing bc my friend said god bless you and then i was like "god bless us everyone...wrong movie" and then she looked at me like i was nuts-o

[actinglove299]

You watch re-runs of Duck Tales.

When was this mentioned on AIO?

I believe Alan Young, who voices Jack Allen, voiced Scrooge McDuck on the show. But I could be wrong.

And fatlooy, the Backwards boys were a spoof on the Backstreet boys.
(It is Backstreet, isn't? )

Yes. But when was the Backwards Boys? I had never heard of them on Odyssey. Me confused.....

I believe the Backward Boys came from Blind Girl's Bluff, I think...

Yeah, Aubrey is buying a cd with Lisa, and she says that the Backward Boys are her favorite band.