*walks up to front counter*

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:23 pm

I'm so happy that the Ninja is here, perhaps She can defeat the evil creampuff $\:D/$

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:29 am

*Changes mind, goes inside* One creampuff please, hold the poison and glass.

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:48 am

My, my, it seems that despite Aram's attempts to drive people away, they come in droves anyway! Better luck next time, dear.

*holds poison and a glass in one hand and passes a creampuff to Mel with the other hand*

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:53 am

Thank you, Catspaw. *takes creampuff* *pulls out gun and points it a the oven Catspaw uses to cook her creampuffs* Now, tell me the truth, and the oven will not get hurt. Did you, or did you not, put poison and/or glass in this creampuff?

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:51 pm

*pokes her head inside*

"My, it looks like things are going to get messy."

$\:D/$

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:17 pm

"Some people are so suspicious," Catspaw grumbled, eyeing the gun in Mel's hand. "Suspicious people so rarely prosper in this world. Allow me to show you why. Go ahead and shoot the oven all you want - I made sure that it was bullet-proof before I bought it. After all, one can never be too careful!"

*sticks her tongue out at Aram*

Argyle Ninja · Post by **Argyle Ninja** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:18 pm

Personally, I thought they were delicious.. quite worth the queer feeling in my stomach!

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:45 pm

Catspaw wrote:"Some people are so suspicious," Catspaw grumbled, eyeing the gun in Mel's hand. "Suspicious people so rarely prosper in this world. Allow me to show you why. Go ahead and shoot the oven all you want - I made sure that it was bullet-proof before I bought it. After all, one can never be too careful!"

Well, I have good reason to be suspicious, since several people have collapsed after eating your creampuffs. Besides, would you have bought a bullet-proof oven if you weren't suspicious? Anyway-- *turns gun on plate of creampuffs* Now will you tell me the truth?

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:07 pm

Catspaw wrote: *sticks her tongue out at Aram*

*Is thoroughly offended*

"Humph, I was looking forward to some fireworks. Sadly, I'll be forced to create some of my own."

*Pulls out several commercial grade fireworks*

Let's see how they look in the oven."

$\:D/$

sniper · Post by **sniper** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:54 pm

*walks in*

leave the oven alone its not hurting anyone, if you are adversly affected by the creampuffs don't have any more...

*grabs fireworks*

these would tast good, why don't you try one?

*takes a bite*

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:01 pm

*yanks her fireworks back and shoves them into the oven*

*The entire stove explodes and beautiful fireworks explode through the roof*

"Oooooo."

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:08 pm

*observes the proceedings through a window*

"Yay, Catspaw's assassination machine has just exploded!" $\:D/$

Post by **Catspaw** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:28 pm

*wanders around randomly, ignoring all the other people in her way*

Now, where did I put that new box of teabags? When one has company, one must put one's best foot forward.

*examines her feet closely to determine which one is the best to kick the company out with*

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:08 pm

"It's your left foot, that's the best!" calls out WINDSHEAR, "and be quick about it, before they figure out what you're gonna do."

Andrea Meltsner · Post by **Andrea Meltsner** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:10 pm

AIOP dear, don't eat to much you might get a tummy ache yet alas my post is now pointless since you are already dead....

*is now embarassed from not reading the rest of the thread...*

I will have a couple to go dear.

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:31 pm

*Cuts off Catspaws feet*

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:38 pm

hasn't this gotten bad enough?

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:42 pm

WINDSHEAR wrote:hasn't this gotten bad enough?

*replaces Catspaws feet with soft kitty feet*

that better?

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:00 pm

it is... except that those claws might get dangerous sometime

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:04 pm

She's declawed $\:D/$