The Truth Behind the Legend
...I am not THE Top Crusader, afterall.
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The Truth Behind the Legend
...I am merely... a Top Crusader.
To quote the opening of Bionic Commando... "I'll talk about a person I met when I was young.
You see, the name Top Crusader is a title devised long ago, in roughly 1990. It was second grade, my friend and I were playing "army" out at recess. We needed a name for this highly skilled team of commandos... and thus, the Top Crusaders were born.
In the coming years, we would cease our playground games, and we began drawing out our adventures in comic book style... filling in some storyline gaps. It was eventually decided that the Top Crusaders got their name due to their heroic efforts in the military fighting the "Hand of Allah", an Islamic extremist group. We went on to aid the US military in many lovely adventures over the years, but sadly my scanner is not working, so I can not offer any illustrated evidence from those days.
Anyway, my point, is that the Top Crusader is not an individual, but the Top Crusaders are a team, a code of ethics, a way of life.
And that's it, just wanted to get that off my chest. Oh, wait... maybe I'm forgetting something.
PRESENTING... my fellow Top Crusader, here to join me in the REVOLUTION!!!! ...TC JKDguy!!!!
To quote the opening of Bionic Commando... "I'll talk about a person I met when I was young.
You see, the name Top Crusader is a title devised long ago, in roughly 1990. It was second grade, my friend and I were playing "army" out at recess. We needed a name for this highly skilled team of commandos... and thus, the Top Crusaders were born.
In the coming years, we would cease our playground games, and we began drawing out our adventures in comic book style... filling in some storyline gaps. It was eventually decided that the Top Crusaders got their name due to their heroic efforts in the military fighting the "Hand of Allah", an Islamic extremist group. We went on to aid the US military in many lovely adventures over the years, but sadly my scanner is not working, so I can not offer any illustrated evidence from those days.
Anyway, my point, is that the Top Crusader is not an individual, but the Top Crusaders are a team, a code of ethics, a way of life.
And that's it, just wanted to get that off my chest. Oh, wait... maybe I'm forgetting something.
PRESENTING... my fellow Top Crusader, here to join me in the REVOLUTION!!!! ...TC JKDguy!!!!
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Quiet you! Let him post first!
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This man speaks the truth! The Top Crusader is not just a man, but an ideal! A code of ethics much like Bushido or the code held by the Chivalric Knights of old! A revolution is beginning here, so I advise all of you to listen to what this man has to say....OR ELSE!
Also, as an avid martial artist, and wrestling fan (not as much as TOP though...) I would encourage all of you good citizens to join the TCW progam! That has alot of potential to being pretty sweet!
So, until next time.....IMPERIOUS REX!!!
~TC JKDguy!
Also, as an avid martial artist, and wrestling fan (not as much as TOP though...) I would encourage all of you good citizens to join the TCW progam! That has alot of potential to being pretty sweet!
So, until next time.....IMPERIOUS REX!!!
~TC JKDguy!
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For the exciting and action packed TCW program: http://www.thetoo.com/viewtopic.php?t=447
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Unless Top has two computers in his room (with two internet connections?!?!) he's not the same person as TCKD523, ah, whatever. You all know who I'm talking aboutJman 009 wrote:I bet they're the same person! You're not allowed to have two names Top!
BTW, what's the "TCW program"?
Remember kids, Ignorance of the law is no excuse!
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David Harley wrote:Unless Top has two computers in his room (with two internet connections?!?!) he's not the same person as TCKD523, ah, whatever. You all know who I'm talking aboutJman 009 wrote:I bet they're the same person! You're not allowed to have two names Top!
BTW, what's the "TCW program"?
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How'd you get the whistle smiley to work!!!The Top Crusader wrote:David Harley wrote:Unless Top has two computers in his room (with two internet connections?!?!) he's not the same person as TCKD523, ah, whatever. You all know who I'm talking aboutJman 009 wrote:I bet they're the same person! You're not allowed to have two names Top!
BTW, what's the "TCW program"?
Evolution is a faith, not a science!
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Two. It explains alot, really (well, not really, I don't know what it explains, but...).
Now, to whistle our theme song...
Now, to whistle our theme song...
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I am... the Whistle Master.
Beast Master and Wish Master were both already taken, and I didn't want to be Pokemon Master.
Beast Master and Wish Master were both already taken, and I didn't want to be Pokemon Master.